Mothers Day Breakfast

Mothers day is a sham of a holiday.

Ruined like Christmas, like Black Friday, and Tuesday.

But Mothers deserve things.

Well the not fucked ones.

So the ones who are deserving are allowed to benefit from this recipe.

And by recipe I mean general guidelines for cooking.

If you want specifics read Portia's writing. I generalize.

Eggs Benedict 

My good friend Blondie introduced me to Eggs Benedict back in College.

And since she isn't lacking in mad cooking skills and since I was hungover and she was hungover and because we were considering drinking it was the best breakfast I had ever had.

So this recipe was stolen, over years and years of secretly paying attention while she cooked.

First you need the fixings.

• Peameal Bacon
• Eggs
• English Muffins
• Instant Hollandaise Sauce
• Half a brick of Butter

What you do is first make the sauce. The packet will have instructions which usually go with melt butter mix powder add water (maybe) running from memory here.

Toast the English Muffins and butter them
Fry the bacon. Do a good job. Dry bacon isn't as good.
The Poach the eggs, medium. So the white is cooked and the yolk is runny.
Then stack the ingredients.

So that they look like this.

That's it breakfast worthy of Mother's Day

Even though it is a sham of a holiday.

Will